The Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

Need to get something off of (or onto) your chest? Set it free!
Its pretty boring here, in Off-Topic, so i decided to make this little topic/forum game.

Rules are simple - Corrupt the wish above your post, and then make a wish of your own.

I'll start

I wish JuiceBox was milkable (gotta get that sweet juice, right?)

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Posts: 16
Location: Poland

I don't get how this game works.

I wish for an ICEE

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Posts: 114
Location: North

It works like this:

@Adamiks BUT the only thing you can ever do with your hands is milk JuiceBox.

@kevin888 BUT that ICEE will give you permanent brain-freeze.

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Location: Dallas, TX USA

Oh man, i knew i should give more info about how it works! :D

It works like this:
Guy 1: I wish chocolate was free
Guy 2: Wish granted, you can eat only chocolate for the rest of your life.
I wish i could poop rainbows
Guy 1: Wish granted, now, you're always pooping rainbows, ALWAYS.
I wish to join Acceptable Adam's Army, because it's super cool and i want to be super cool too, like every Adam ever.
[And so on forever and ever]

Wish granted. No one made a wish so no wish was granted.

I wish i could travel in time.

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Posts: 16
Location: Poland

Wish granted, but your travels happen every 15 minutes and are completely random.

I wish for super strength.

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Location: Dallas, TX USA

Wish granted, but your bones will snap if you move.

I wish for a trip to the moon.

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Posts: 114
Location: North

Wish granted, but you have to be shot there using a cannon.

I wish my cats understood English.

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Location: Dallas, TX USA

Wish granted but you will talk cat instead.

I wish this thread closed.

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Posts: 465
Location: Brno, Czech Republic

Wish granted. This thread is alive, it has a demonic power, it opens itself every time you close it. And you cant even try to close it. This is how powerful this thread is.

I wish unicorns were real.

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Posts: 16
Location: Poland

Wish granted, but they exist on another planet so far away that you'll never hear a thing about them. Soz bro.

I wish for a new Crashlands release each year for the next 5 years.

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Posts: 141
Location: Vegas, baby

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